Oh No Barbie, Not Tattoos and Leather

Barbie, the world’s most infamous celebrity blonde is approaching 50; and like many of her middle-aged friends, Barbie is desperately trying to reinvent herself as a celebrity bad girl with tattoos.

Barbie has lived an ageless life since she first graced us with her presence in 1959.  Her savvy fashion trends, fabulously long golden blond hair, and an unrealistic fit, trim body are some of her attributes that earned her celebrity status as America’s everything girl icon.  But it seems the years are catching up with Barbie and she is discovering she is not nearly as cool and hip as she used to be.  Barbie, now older, tattooed, and less of an icon is extremely nervous about her future celebrity status. 

But all of this isn’t making Barbie become a girl that retreats to her Dream House to soothe her woes; no Barbie is working hard, perhaps too hard to get back in with the cool crowd.  

Barbie Millicent Roberts is one girl who is not afraid to change.  Over the past 49 years, Barbie has had 75 careers including rock star, astronaut, and presidential candidate.  Barbie is one Baby Boomer who has definitely experienced her share of highs and lows.

1997 was a particularly hard year for Barbie in terms of celebrity media and controversy.  Then in her 40’s, Barbie got a butterfly tattoo on her stomach, as an attempt to stay hip and cool.

But it didn’t take long for Barbie’s tattoos to take off  and brand her name (the word Barbie) as a derogatory term meaning girl or woman considered shallow.  The term “Barbie” exploided as an Urban Slang word with the release of 1997 pop song “Barbie Girl.”

In 1999, rumors spread of Barbie’s intentions of hanging out with new friends with trendy tattoos, nose rings, and extra body piercings.  Then the peer pressure got to Barbie, and as a result she underwent plastic surgery transformation.  Barbie had her waistline increased in size in order to have a less perfect figure, that others would view as a more realistic, average body shape.

Barbie became an outlaw in part of the World in 2003.   Denounced as a symbol of depravity of the perverted West, with her revealing clothes, tattoos, and shameful postures Barbie was banned by Saudi Arabia’s religious police and forbidden from the kingdom.

The 2004 announcement of Barbie’s split with Ken; longtime boyfriend of 43 years came as a shock to many, but like other celebrity couples, their Hollywood romance had come to an end. And while Barbie admits the breakup was a painful time of great heartache, she also jokes about being glad she decided on a butterfly tattoo instead of a tattoo of Ken’s name.  Apparently having to go through tattoo removal to remove a tattoo of “Ken’s”name would have been much more painful than the breakup.
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Celebrity Addiction Idolized Tattoos

For Hollywood celebrities, the name of the game is “Fame.”  Celebrities are in a constant struggle to standout, and be singled out as Mr. or Ms. “Famous of the Moment,” and hopefully longer.  Many of Hollywood’s rising celebrities are obsessed with the addiction of media attention, and will do anything from getting tattoos, to starve their bodies, even jail time to obtain fame. 

Then you have the celebrity feeding ground of innocent, ordinary young female icon influenced followers imitating celebrity trends from dress, to hairstyles, down to getting tattoos
 
But the lives of glamorous celebrities and those of the heavily persuaded icon-iacs are far cries from each other.  Trying to pull off tattoos like Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox and any other celeb A-listers with tattoos … just doesn’t cut it on the cul-de-sac curbs of small-town suburbia.

When ordinary people, especially young women see celebrities they idolize and worship, going out and getting ornate tattoos, on highly visible body areas, these impulsive idol mimickers go out and get the same tattoos.  And it isn’t pretty.  It isn’t funny.  And it isn’t cool.

The trend doesn’t have to be tattoos, it could be any celebrity trend, it just happens to be celebrity tattoos at the moment.  Any number of Hollywood’s female celebrities could walk down the street wearing a dress of soiled dirty dishrags and the all the “Celebrity Wanna-Bs” would cause a rise in Walmart stocks the next day, as a result of an unexpected dishrag shortage in isle sevens across America. 

Its called Celebrity Tattoo Icon-aholic Addiction and it is a serious disease spreading among young American women under the influence of HollywoodCTIA causes ordinary, wholesome all American Girls to waste away on Google searching for tattoo pictures of their favorite celebrity icons to emulate. 

If you don’t believe how serious celebrity tattoo addiction is, conduct a Google search using the keywords “celebrity tattoos” and it will yield thousands of links to sites and directories with images of celebrity tattoos.

These celebrity tattoo directories list thousands of actors and actresses who have tattoos, and the type of tattoos they have.  These directories also list where celebrity tattoos are located on the body, when the actor or actress got the tattoos, and even the name of the tattoo artists tattooing the famous.

It is incredible what you will find on the Internet about celebrity tattoos.  But what you will also find is very little information about CTIA.  The status of popular celebrity trends prevails the seriousness of celebrity idolization and addictions whether the trend is tattoos, eating disorders, or baby bumps.

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